December 2009
62 posts
It's really awkward when
You turn around to see your cat trying to have sex with your blanket. And then you have to go to bed with said blanket.
Or when a security guard is holding you upside down while your pants are falling off inbetween Alex Gaskarth and a crowd of over a thousand screaming girls. (and the select few guys and parents)
Yep.. Both are equally pretty weird.
oh,
i’m seeing all time low tomorrow. i legit forgot about it until my sister reminded me.
i thought it was still like, a week away. wow.
Errr..
Me: I have an itch.
Lisa: take your pants off!
Sup bro
What’s a good app to use to text people from since google voice doesn’t exist anymore?
iPod Touch
= new best friend.
Still need some awesome apps, though. Ideas?
:D
Christmas is more fun when you can update everything from your iTouch (:
How’s everyone else?
Merry Christmas! (:
Let’s be honest, Christmas morning just isn’t as fun when you’re the one putting all the presents under the tree the night before. Lame.
wow
Me: morons.
Mom: losers.
Me: idiots.
Mom: twits.
Me: buttheads.
Mom: I can't think of anything else!
Me: jerks.
Mom: ...
Mom: dildos.
Me: .............................................
Mom: BAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: w.t.f.
not really tired →
entertain mee? (:
Luuuuke, I Am Your Father. →
Him: Hey, where'd you get your Santa hat?!
Me: Victoria's Secret.
Him: ...
Him: oh.
lol →
it just gets worse, and worse
So..
they never plowed our road. So my mom and I went out for a walk. And pretty much the snow was past our knees.
And then I fell down. And looked like a giant snowball.
Nice.
Untitled
I need a guy friend to talk to on the phone with when I end up staying up this late. It gets boring after a while, but I’m such and insomniac, I can’t even sleep. And girl’s are too much of bitches to even listen to this late in the night/early in the morning.
sweet, bro
95 90 92 93 85 76
Hey, Mrs. Fisher I think you should learn how to teach a little bit, kthnx. But, on the bright side, my 88 on DP’s presentation brought my grade up to an 85 . woop?
Going to bed. Christmas vacation in t-minus 13 hours. I think I’m bringing in more food/drinks than I can even carry tomorrow. Should be fun. If anybody wants some, just find me. d:
Okay, bye.
So, what did you do in school today?!
watched a movie in chem because Mr. Lawler wanted to finish this stupid number puzzle.
sweet, bro.
'Cause Baby All I Want For Christmas Is You
no, not you.. sit down.
him.
1:38 AM →
TGIF
and TGINIC (Thank God I’m Not In Class)
this week took forever.
Apparently,
a 1610 is a really good PSAT score? I honestly don’t know.
I Kind of Really Want to Go to New York
that is all.
i have all my classes tomorrow
keep me entertained? (: http://www.formspring.com/forms/?639009-nkebrhpcBZ
kloveyoubai
say it ain't so, i will not go
turn the lights off, carry me home.
n-na n-na n-na n-na na na n-na n-na n-na n-na na na n-na n-na n-na n-na na na n-na n-na n-na n-na na na
14-17
wait, what!?
http://www.formspring.com/forms/?639009-nkebrhpcBZ
Dear Sarah, that person that sits behind you is a creep. hopefully they’re a liar too. but um, HI. how is life? Life is.. eh. Currently, I’m super tired and don’t feel like doing homework. In general, I bombed my English test Friday because Mrs. Fisher can’t teach. But I think I did well presenting my project for DP. So that’s good. Pretty much I can’t wait to...
WAIT
I’m seeing the Ravens in a week. Just remembered. Now I’m pumped, yo.
asdfghjkl, 10 days till break! (:
procrastination?
Dear Sarah, your a bitch YES! that’s what i was going for. but next time you’d like to insult me via the internet, learn some grammar.
Dear Sarah, I sit behind you in one of your classes. I’m not going to say which one, but… you smell great. I watch you all day long, but you never notice that I’m there. I’ll have you some day. not gonna lie, this is a little creepy. especially since the only...
sup, yo? →