That one time I didn’t eat for a good week or so and struggled to stay right around 100lbs compared to now, five months and 15lbs later. Apparently, my ass is the only part of my body that gains or loses weight. 

Reasons I Don’t Like My Sister’s Boyfriend:

I had chicken with carrots and grapes for dinner tonight and he tells me that’s probably the healthiest thing he’s ever seen me eat. Which is hilarious because I hardly ever see him eat well. Much less, eat a single serving of anything. 

Fuck, he’s annoying.

its-salah:

The Unseen Sea.

i’m not “cute” awkward.

i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.

(Source: thefugitivedimension, via aquify)

aquify:

HOOPLA