Reasons I Don’t Like My Sister’s Boyfriend:
I had chicken with carrots and grapes for dinner tonight and he tells me that’s probably the healthiest thing he’s ever seen me eat. Which is hilarious because I hardly ever see him eat well. Much less, eat a single serving of anything.
Fuck, he’s annoying.
i’m not “cute” awkward.
i’m “what the hell is wrong with you” awkward.
(Source: thefugitivedimension, via aquify)